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Here's Little Richard is the debut album by American musician Little Richard, released on March 4, 1957. Promoted as \"six of Little Richard's hits and six brand new\nsongs of hit calibre\", the album compiles many of the A-sides and B-sides from Richard's hit singles including the Billboard top 40 entries \"Tutti Frutti\", \"Long Tall Sally\", \"Slippin' and Slidin'\", \"Rip It Up\" and \"Jenny, Jenny\" and the top 10 Rhythm and Blues Best-Sellers hits \"Ready Teddy\", \"She's Got It\" and \"Miss Ann\".
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