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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

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