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The Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band (LSJUMB) is the student marching band representing Stanford University and its athletic teams. Billing itself as \"The World's Largest Rock and Roll Band,\" the Stanford Band performs at sporting events, student activities, and other functions. The Stanford Tree is the band's mascot.
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